Post by Tulip on Nov 26, 2003 20:05:45 GMT -5
a couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. the husband likes to fish at the cr*ck of dawn, the wife likes to read. one morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book.
along come the game warden in his boat. he pulls up alongside the woman and says," good morning ma'am. what are you doing? "reading a book, ( thinking , isn't it obvious?) she replies. "you're in restricted fishing area" he informs her. "i'm sorry officer but i am not fishing, i'm reading." "yes, but you have all the equipment.. for all i know you could start at any moment. "i'll have to take you in and write you up."
"if you do that, i'll have to charge you with s**ual assault", says the woman
"but i haven't even touched you", says the game warden.
"thats true, but you have all the equipment. for all i know you could start at any moment."
"have a nice day ma'am', and he left
MORAL: never argue with a woman who reads. its likely she can think also
along come the game warden in his boat. he pulls up alongside the woman and says," good morning ma'am. what are you doing? "reading a book, ( thinking , isn't it obvious?) she replies. "you're in restricted fishing area" he informs her. "i'm sorry officer but i am not fishing, i'm reading." "yes, but you have all the equipment.. for all i know you could start at any moment. "i'll have to take you in and write you up."
"if you do that, i'll have to charge you with s**ual assault", says the woman
"but i haven't even touched you", says the game warden.
"thats true, but you have all the equipment. for all i know you could start at any moment."
"have a nice day ma'am', and he left
MORAL: never argue with a woman who reads. its likely she can think also
what if he was casterated ... 
