Tigarius
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Post by Tigarius on Dec 10, 2003 15:27:31 GMT -5
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s**, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was G4Y, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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z00ey
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Post by z00ey on Dec 10, 2003 15:55:54 GMT -5
..knew it but funny anyway, lol =D
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Post by Mystical on Dec 10, 2003 16:00:52 GMT -5
i've heard it before too...
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Tigarius
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Post by Tigarius on Dec 10, 2003 18:42:46 GMT -5
WELL SORRY !!!!!!!!
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Post by Freak on Dec 10, 2003 23:39:32 GMT -5
/me boos tigar off the stage. get some better jokes son!
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Post by Duke Tosti on Dec 11, 2003 9:44:40 GMT -5
I heard him in another form once ... it really is a funny one ;D[/font]
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Fisher
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Post by Fisher on Dec 11, 2003 15:09:26 GMT -5
you said it wrong.....
he wispered in my ear im just out of jail and your husband is cute, wheres the vasaline lol
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Tigarius
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Post by Tigarius on Dec 11, 2003 15:57:47 GMT -5
sthu ;D.
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Fisher
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Post by Fisher on Dec 16, 2003 20:25:56 GMT -5
sthu?
stupid tigarus hush up?
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